Peanut Butter: *tap tap*
Jess: *turns around* "Oh! Hi."
Peanut Butter: *shuffles feet* *looks down* "Ummm...hi."
Jess: "How've you been?"
Peanut Butter: "Ok. I'm doing well. Gettin by, you know....."
Jess: "Yea."
(pause)
Peanut Butter: "Haven't seen you around too much...."
Jess: "Yea....I've actually.....(pause)....I've been seeing someone new."
Peanut Butter: "oh! oh really!oh! well that's really great! Congratulations!"
Jess: "Yea...things are going really well....you should meet him sometime...I mean...unless you don't want to"
Peanut Butter: "No no! uuuhh.....yea....uhh....sure....we could do that. What's his name?"
Jess: "PB2".
Peanut Butter: "ouch".
Jess: "I know. I'm sorry.........(pause).....this is kinda weird...I think I should go."
Peanut Butter: *sniff* "Yea...me too...I....have to....y'know...be somewhere."
Jess: "Ok. Maybe I'll see you soon?"
Peanut Butter: "I don't know....maybe".
Powdered peanut butter, my friends. The oil is squeezed out of roasted peanuts and what you're left with is the nutty powder that smells...well...slightly nutty. Just add water and you've got yourself low fat peanut butter!!! The flavor is not as intense, but it is a really great substitute and I have to send a big shout out to Sam for turning me on to this. I do, also have to admit that I mix in a teensy bit of crunchy real peanut butter for a more solid PB & J. I just ate some on an organic brown rice cake. Take your judgement somewhere else. I heart my food. Next time I'll tell you about the Organic Nitrate Free Grass Fed Beef Hot Dogs I discovered. Oh sweet baby jesus in a onesie they're the best tasting hot dogs ever. Tastes like real meat! That wasn't abused! Happy cows = tasty BBQ!
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