Thursday, July 10, 2008

Hello. My name is Jessica and I have a drinking problem.

So...it's 5:09pm....and I'm work avoiding by checking what I could redeem my 20,000+ american express rewards points that it has taken faaar too long for me to accrue despite overspending consistently...and I go to take a sip of water from the cup that's sitting by my computer...."mmm this is going to be refreshing", I think....just as I proceed to pour the rest of the glass down my shirt....not just on my shirt. IN/DOWN my shirt. Not a drop made it into my mouth. 

Awesome. 

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Thank goodness you live where you live. (Not sure I could reveal that on the internet) All you have to do is step outside for two minutes...
dry!!!

Miss you!