Chris (in Indy's voice): You're the one with the asshole.
Me (to Indy): That's right. We both have assholes. Yours is under your tail. Mine is brown.....and has fur. (pause.....pause).....That didn't come out right.
See...cuz Indy is BROWN! And he HAS FUR!!! Siiiigh....it made sense in my head.