Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Why St. Patty's Day Can Suck It.

Shortly after we discovered I was allergic to artificial food coloring, I was in either Kindergarten or 1st grade and the teachers called us all in to the gym for a St. Patty's day party. As we walked in we saw a long fold out table set up with green decorations. At each place setting was a green sugar cookie with green icing and green sprinkles....And next to the plate?...A tall ice cold glass of green milk. Everyone took their place at the table and began to dive into their green treats. I...was handed a dixie cup (with cartoon characters on it) and pointed towards the water fountain.

3 comments:

Dustin said...

It's tomorrow and this is not the answer to the cat problem.

Megan said...

You should've knocked over the table and drenched all the kids with their stupid green milk. Teachers too. That's what I totally woulda done.

What? I would have.

kevin said...

sorry... i have not read your blog in AGES... i am just catching up now and i felt the need to post on nearly each post... my apologies in advance